Need a younger man to spice up your life or know someone who does, well now you can send him one in the post and when he's received if he is placed in water he will grow up to 600% of his original size.
Place your grow item in room temperature water. It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will take at least 72 hours to reach it's full size. When removed from water it will slowly shrink back to it's original size. Your grow item can be grown again and again!
